A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: ____________________________$5.00
Broiled Missionary: _________________$10.00
Fried Explorer: _____________________$15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: _____________ $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
Jury Duty
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