Friday, April 2, 2010
Friday shuffle

2. Schubert: Mass in Eb, Sanctus - Shaw/Atlanta
3. Love Shine Down - Dusty Springfield
4. Two Lovers - Mary Wells
5. Theme from "A Summer Place" - Percy Faith
6. Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tennille
7. Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
8. Mendelssohn: Italian Symphony, Saltarello: Presto - Scholz/London Symphony
9. The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be - Tom Lehrer
10. Dream Lover - Bobby Darin
Neighborhood sights
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Walk Naked in America Day

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!
If I did that, my innocent neighbors would die laughing.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Palm Sunday preparations
For most of the US, Palm Sunday 2010 services are now concluded. So much organizing to do! Altar Guild, ushers, choirs, clergy, congregations all have special duties. If you are feeling put upon by all the fussing, take a look at what Padre Mickey and Mona do in preparation for Palm Sunday.


If the Altar Guild makes a peep about all the work next year remind them about what it takes to do Palm Sunday in Panama.
First he and men of the parish go palm hunting - here.
Then the parish gets together to prepare the palms - here.
Eventually he will publish photos of the service here.
If the Altar Guild makes a peep about all the work next year remind them about what it takes to do Palm Sunday in Panama.
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