Monday, March 29, 2010

Walk Naked in America Day

Email received this morning:


As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!

If I did that, my innocent neighbors would die laughing.


susan s. said...

What a vision! If there were photographic proof of my walking the neighborhood, it would be a great surprise! As we used to say when I was young, "it would break the camera."

sharecropper said...

My neighbors and the people who pass by on this busy road would have wrecks because they would be laughing so hard. But, the image is wonderful to contemplate.