Tuesday, May 12, 2009

iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

4 comments:

Muthah+ said...

Hmmmm. Wonder what Blackberry will come out with?

Lapinbizarre said...

V funny. Thanks for a laugh just when I needed one.

Cany said...

Incredibly funny. I laughed my butt off (or so I wish...).

Lori said...

one women in my group said she wanted Apple to come up with a iTit-tv so husband could watch Nascar! LOLW